Falling on Bricks (Influenced by Shane Koyczan)

After having watched Shane Koyczan, I celebrated my father's birthday with this:

Shane can be seen at http://www.shanekoyczan.com/ or at http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaneKoyczan.

The Plonky Monk Stonk

In the last half term holiday, I had a couple of days where I wound down and made myself write. One result would only be translated by video.

I didn't say the translation would make sense!

The Plonky Monk Stonk

It was my thinking I was doing,
I was brainily using my conk.
But as I was walking along,
This is what caused the stonk.
See coming int he other direction
Sauntering along, came a monk.
As I wasn't paying no attention,
My senses went a-wonk.
I wandered into his path
And we collided with a bonk
He started spitting feathers,
Got angry and acted a plonk.
But his behaviour went too far
And he crazily called me a gonk.
I took matters in my own hands
And gave him a good left tonk.
So I reflect upon my actions,
How to avoid acting a right donk,
When I'm wandering aimlessly,
I'll remember to give a honk.